1. Enter The Moped

    Over the last 15 years I have traveled to South East Asia on a number of occasions visiting 8 different countries, most recently Indonesia over Christmas and new years, and there is something that these countries have in common that continues to amaze me.

    No, it’s not the fact that the term Occupational Health & Safety is more foreign to them than Polar Bears and Viking invaders. Anyone who has seen 12 story high bamboo scaffolding will vouch for that. I simply put this down to a widespread belief in reincarnation that causes them to care less.

    No, it’s not the region’s rock solid commitment to smoking. I thought the Indonesian smoking baby was a one off. I’m pretty sure that was just a random snap at a daycare facility. If smoking were an Olympic event the region would have taken gold, silver and bronze since Athens in 1896.  I honestly think it would be easier to fill the air with cigarette smoke and sell viles of oxygen for anyone chasing some relief.

    What gets me every time is each individual’s innate knowledge of physics. No wonder Cirque de Solei spends so little time touring the region, there are more amazing feats being performed each day on every road in every city and every town. Their weapon of choice? The moped!!

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  2. Afghanistan

    It’s interesting the questions people ask when they hear you’ve just been in Afghanistan performing comedy shows for our troops.

    “Were you scared?” No.

    “Did you get shot at?” Umm, no.

    “Was it hot?” Freezing actually.

    “Did you get a chance to have a look around?” Umm, yeh sure. There’s an open top bus tour from Kandahar to Kabul. It’s called “15 warlords in 15 days”. David Hicks is the tour guide and the final night party is in Bagram Prison. It’s great – you can book it at Flight Centres.

    What’s interesting about these questions? None of them enquire as to the welfare of our troops, the job they are doing or the conditions in which they are doing it.

    The problem is fatigue. This war has been hard work. We’ve been grinding away for nine years. Can you name one thing in your life that you’ve liked after nine years? School? No. Marriage? Be honest! Your job? C’mon, the boss isn’t watching. Seinfeld? Yes, but Seinfeld ended after nine years. Just in the nick of time. Read more…

  3. Spot the difference!

    Let’s face it, he’s barely got what it takes to worry Rafa…

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